Your breakfast, sir.
您的早餐，先生
猪胸肉
Pork bellies! I have a hunch something exciting is going to happen
我有预感：今天早上
在猪胸肉市场一定会发生很刺激的事
in the pork belly market this morning.
先生，佩内洛普小姐今晚会与您共进晚餐吗？
Will Miss Penelope be dining with you this evening, sir?
Yes. Yes, she will.
是的
早，温索普先生 早，福尔塞
- Good morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning, Folsey.
- Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Good morning.
早上好，温索普先生 早
- Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning.
早，温索普先生 早
- Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning.
Good morning, Mr Winthorpe.
- Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning, Mr Winthorpe.
- Good morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning.
Pork bellies. I knew it. I knew it!
猪胸肉
我知道，我知道
- Good morning, Mr Duke. - Good morning, Mr Duke.
早，杜克先生 早，杜克先生
- Good morning, Mr Duke. - Morning, Mr Duke.
- Morning, Mr Duke. - Morning, Mr Duke.
- Mr Duke. - Good morning, Mr Duke.
Good morning, Mr Duke.
When do we sell?
我们什么时候出售？
How stupid these scientists are!
我简直无法相信，科学家竟然这么蠢
The eternal question! There is no question. The answer's obvious.
“无法解答的问题”
这根本不是问题，答案很明显
I don't care about heredity versus environment.
我才不管遗传和环境呢
I'm sick and tired of hearing it. I care how much we get for our pork bellies.
我已经听腻了
我只在乎我们能从猪胸肉上捞到多少钱
Winthorpe will sell at 76 and a quarter.
温索普说76.25
His charts say that's as high as it'll go.
他做的图表说这是最高价了
根本达不到这样的高价
It'll never get that high. Let's sell now.
我们现在就卖吧 耐心点，莫蒂默
Patience, Mortimer. Let's see if Winthorpe's right.
让我们看看温索普有没有说错
Winthorpe's wrong. It's topped out. I say we sell now.
温索普错了，不可能再高了，现在就卖吧
- Just another few seconds. - The market's closing.
再过几秒
快收市了，我们赶不上了
We won't get the order in.
We just made an extra $347,000.
我们刚刚多赚了34万7千美元
Get me Winthorpe.
给我叫温索普
Well, I never had an instant of doubt in my mind, Mortimer.
莫蒂默，我从来没有一刻怀疑
Yes, I'm sure a lot of people went belly-up on that one.
是的，我敢肯定不少人为了这事死翘翘了
I'll see you at the club.
俱乐部见
Morning Mr Duke.
早上好，杜克先生
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Thank you very much.
圣诞快乐！圣诞快乐！非常感谢！
Vietnam did this to me but I'm not bitter, thank you.
我在越南搞成这样，可从不抱怨
谢谢，圣诞快乐！光明节快乐？
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah?
你们在干嘛？可怜一下这个穷苦的老兵吧？
Spare a poor war veteran some change? I'm on my knees for life.
I have no money to give you.
我可没钱给你！
Please, anything.
求求您！什么都行！
A quarter, just a couple of dollars.
一个子儿！什么都行！只要几快钱！
Anything, a quarter, a nickel, please.
一毛两分！多少都行！
求您了！嘿，老兄，我可不喜欢这样！
Hey, man, I really don't appreciate this.
I don't care what it is, smoked ham, anything, a jacket.
我不在乎是什么！香火腿也成啊！
什么都行！来点饼干！
Thanks! How'd you like a stump up your ass?
太感谢了，想试试藤条焖猪肉吗？
- Stay outta here! - You've got a lot of soul. I appreciate it.
别呆在这里！
你倒挺有精神的，多谢老天吧
听着
Listen to this.
萧条将持续，直到
"Expect this stagnation to continue,
农业部一月发出产量报告
"until the Department Of Agriculture's
January crop report."
伦道夫，和我们预期的一样
Exactly as we thought, Randolph.
错了，大错特错啊
Wrong! Quite wrong. Untrue.
谎言！
They've given this genetics fellow
他们把诺贝尔奖给了个搞遗传学的家伙
the Nobel Prize. He doesn't know the first thing about human nature.
这家伙一点也不了解人类的天性
伦道夫
We're about to make millions of dollars in frozen orange juice
我们正要靠冻橙汁赚大钱
你却跟我说什么人类的天性
and you're talking about human nature.
莫蒂默，金钱不是一切 成熟点吧
Money isn't everything.
Grow up.
妈妈总说你很贪婪
Mother always said you were greedy.
她那是表扬我
She meant it as a compliment.
Ezra, right on time.
埃兹拉，正是时候
我敢说你认为我忘了你的圣诞花红
I bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus.
There you are.
拿着吧
5美元
Five dollars! Maybe I'll go to the movies...
也许我会去看电影…一个人去看
by myself.
一半是我出的
- Half of it is from me. - Thank you, Mr Mortimer.
谢谢，莫蒂默先生
先生们
- Gentlemen. - Looking good, Louis.
看起来不错，路易斯 感觉不错，托德
Feeling good, Todd.
今天打壁球我们四缺一，有兴趣吗？
We need a fourth for squash today, Louis. Are you interested?
不行啊，今晚要和佩内洛普吃饭
No can do. I'll be having dinner with Penelope, tonight.
你真幸运
- Oh, lucky you. - It's not luck, Todd.
托德，这不是运气
伦道夫 莫蒂默
Randolph, Mortimer.
温索普，好小子，你给我们带什么来了？
What have you got for us?
又到每月检查的时候了
It's that time of the month again.
你要在员工的工资检查单上签名
Payroll cheques for our employees, which require your signatures.
And no forgetting to sign the big ones.
别忘了在大的上面签
看起来，某些员工的工资简直高得吓人
We are paying some of our employees an awful lot of money.
莫蒂默，拿这些最低工资没辙
You can't get around the minimum wage.
$50,000 to Clarence Beeks! Who the hell...
5万美元？
给克拉伦斯·比克斯
妈的，他到底是…
我正想问你们呢
I meant to ask you about that. I went through our records,
我已经详细查过员工记录
and there doesn't seem to be a Clarence Beeks employed with the firm.
看来公司里并没有克拉伦斯·比克斯这个人
Oh, Clarence Beeks. Yes, of course.
克拉伦斯·比克斯，哦，是的
- He's doing something top secret for us. - Research.
他帮我们干点高度秘密的事
研究
How is Penelope?
佩内洛普怎么样？
Don't forget she's our grandniece - you'd better make an honest woman of her.
别忘了她是我们的侄孙女，你可不能欺骗她
先生，当然啦
Well, I'll certainly try, sir. The wedding invitations go out this week.
其实婚礼请贴这个星期就会寄出
好，干得好，温索普
Good. Good work, Winthorpe.
Don't worry about this, Winthorpe.
别担心，温索普
I'll take care of this one personally.
这事我会亲自处理
再见，温索普 再见，温索普
- Goodbye, Winthorpe. - Goodbye, Winthorpe.
温索普是个很稳重的年轻人
Winthorpe is a very steady young man.
We're lucky to have him managing our firm.
能请到他这样的人实在是我们的运气
胡说
Oh, hogwash. Exeter, Harvard - he's the product of good environment.
埃克塞特还是哈佛？他是好环境的产物
这与环境无关
It's got nothing to do with environment.
With his genes, you could put him anywhere and he'd come out on top.
象他那种人，放在哪里，他都会爬到顶
教养，伦道夫，就跟赛马一样
Breeding, same as in race horses. It's in the blood.
是血统的问题
嘿宝贝！你最近怎么样？
Hey, baby, what's happening? How you doing?
没腿的男人，有一回就够了
Once you've had a man with no legs, you never go back.
我知道你在想什么，你看了“布吉和贝丝”？
I know what you're thinking. You seen "Porgy And Bess"?
We can make it, baby. Me and you.
我们能成的，宝贝，一定行！
婊子！
You bitch!
这是谁？想干什么？
- Who's that? Who's there? - Police!
警察，我们接到投诉
We've had complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.
说有人装瞎扮残废
I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietnam.
我也想帮你们，可我什么都看不见
自从72年我们越共踏上这块土地
It was very painful.
You were in 'Nam? So were we. Where?
你也到过越南？我们也是，哪一块？
I was in... Sang Bang...
我是在…
东南西北
Dang Gong...
I was all over the place, a lot of places.
哪儿都到过
What unit?
你是哪一队的？
I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions...
绿色贝雷帽，特别小队之…
Commando Airborne Tactics... Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.
空中战略突击队之特别突击队
特种部队，哇塞
Yeah, it was real hush hush.
I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
代号橙子，那就是我的名字：特别代号橙子
Airborne, huh?
空军吧？
I can see! I can see!
我看得见了！
I have... I have legs.
我的腿！我能…噢，太玄了！瞧啊！
I have... Oh shit, look at this. Legs! I can walk.
老兄！我能走了！上帝啊！
Jesus, praise Jesus.
赞美我主！
I appreciate this. Oh, this is beautiful. I can't believe... Thank you.
太感激了！太美妙了！
简直无法相信…谢谢你！我不知道该怎么做…
I don't know what to do it's...
Glory be to God. Praise Jesus. Look at me.
一切荣耀归于主！赞美我主！瞧啊！
This is too much. I can't believe it.
太厉害！我都不敢相信啊！
太美妙了！感谢之辞也不足以…
Ah, beautiful. Listen... I can't thank you. First Moses, now this. God, Jesus...
古有摩西，现在有你们！上帝啊！
瞧瞧我
I'm so happy, oh God. Look at me, this is too much.
我太高兴了！噢，上帝！瞧瞧我啊！
What a happy day!
太厉害了！真是个好日子！
Really, I appreciate it. Y'alls OK now. Look at this.
我真的很感激！现在可好了！
瞧啊，我能走了，都不知道该说什么好了
I can walk. I don't know what to say... I'll be all right. Take it easy.
我没事，放心吧
Y'all beautiful, both of you are, the two of you.
太美妙了！你们太好了！
你们好啊
How are you doing?
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Stop thief.
我很抱歉 住手！小偷！
- Help, help! - What are you talking about, man?
救命！救命！
干嘛？这是你的包啊 拿去吧…
Don't kill me, take it, please. I'm getting married.
别杀我，我快结婚了
- I don't want your bag. - Help! Help!
我不要你的包啊，老兄 救命！…
Help! Help!
Help!
He's in there. After him.
他在里面！跟着他
- Excuse me. - Watch out. He probably has a weapon.
对不起 小心！也许他有武器
他在那！站住！他抢了我的公文包！抓住他！
Stop him. He has my briefcase.
He's inside. That guy's crazy.
他在里面！那个疯子！
该死！
He's getting away.
抓住他！别给他跑了！
There he is. That's him. Get him.
他在那里！抓住他！抓住他！
He's under the table. Somebody go under there.
下去，找人下去
Right there. There he is.
就在那里，他在那里
Is there a problem, officers?
有问题吗，警官？
What in heaven's name is going on here?
到底出了什么事？
- He tried to rob the payroll, Randolph. - I didn't, he bumped into me.
他想抢工资单，光天化日之下竟敢抢劫我
我什么都没干，那人撞了我一下
I did not. You tried to grab my briefcase.
我才没有，是你撞倒我，还要抢我的包
- It was an accident. - An accident, really?
是的，可只是意外 意外？骗谁啊？
- What will happen to him? - We'll book him
你们要怎么处理他？ 我们会控告他
on assault, robbery, and resisting arrest.
袭击，企图抢劫，抵抗逮捕
Well done, Winthorpe.
干得好，温索普
I'm innocent. I was trying to give his briefcase back.
那人撞到我，我想把包还给他
总不能因为他走路不长眼，就把我关进监狱吧？
I can't go to jail cos of some ass-wipe.
Officer, I would like to press full charges.
警官，我希望提出指控
People like this are a menace to decent society.
这样的人是社会的渣滓
You're from a broken home of course?
你一定是来自破碎的家庭吧？
Yeah, it was broke. So what?
是又怎么样？
You have a history of juvenile arrests, I presume?
小时候一定常进出少管所吧？
Drug abuse, reform school, state prisons and all that-
磕药，教养院，国家监狱，一路直上吧？
I want a lawyer. Is there a lawyer in the house?
我才不和他讲呢，这里没有律师吗？
That man is a product of a poor environment.
他是恶劣环境的产物
There's nothing wrong with him, I can prove it.
我可以证明这并不是他的错
Of course there's something wrong with him...
当然是他的错
He's a Negro!
他是黑鬼
He's probably been stealing since he could crawl.
大概没学走先学偷
只要有适当的环境和鼓励
Given the right surroundings and encouragement,
我敢说他也能管理我们的公司
I'll bet that that man could run our company as well as Winthorpe.
就象年轻的温索普一样
伦道夫，敢打赌吗？
Are we talking about a wager, Randolph?
我想你认为温索普，如果他丢了工作
I suppose you think Winthorpe... say if he were to lose his job,
也会跑到街上抢劫
would resort to holding up people on the streets.
不，我认为光是丢掉工作他还不至于这样
No, I don't think that would be enough for Winthorpe.
我们得搞点更不幸的事
We'd have to heap a little more misfortune on those narrow shoulders.
好好压压那个可怜人
如果他丢了工作又无家可归
If he lost his job and his home
未婚妻跑了，朋友又不认人
and his fiancee and his friends.
如果他干下不齿的事，还被警察逮捕
If he were somehow disgraced and arrested by the police
甚至被关进监狱
and thrown in jail, even.
我认为到时他会犯罪，就象鱼儿脱不了水
Yes, I'm sure he'd take to crime like a fish to water.
当然，你得把他丢到错误的环境中
You'd have to put him in the wrong surroundings, with the worst sort of people.
加上坏人的影响
伦道夫，我指的是真正的坏家伙
I mean real scum, Randolph.
我们以前也干过
We've done it before.
这次就是个好机会
This time it's in a good cause.
你想赌多少？
How much do you want to bet?
跟平时一样？ 行啊
- The usual amount. - Why not?
路易斯，你真勇敢
You're so brave, Louis.
总得有人挺身而出对抗罪恶
Someone has to take a stand against criminals.
可他可能会杀了你
But he could have killed you.
那时候，你根本没时间去细想
In such a situation, you have no time to think - instinct takes over.
全靠直觉
不是杀人就是被杀
It's either kill or be killed.
路易斯有告诉你他今天做了什么吗？
Did Louis tell you what he did today?
路易斯先生真好人，愿意…
Mr Louis kindly shared this afternoon's excitement with me, Miss Penelope.
愿意和我分享下午的刺激，佩内洛普小姐
You're so hot tempered, darling.
亲爱的，你真是烈性子
我会就地求饶
I would have grovelled and begged for mercy.
I want you Louis, now.
我要你，路易斯，现在
科尔曼 什么事，先生？
- Coleman. - Sir?
把杯子带到客厅的壁炉旁
We'll take our drinks in the living room, by the fire.
- No dessert, sir? - You have it.
甜品不要了吗，先生？
给你吧
谢谢，先生
Thank you, sir.
喂，噢
Hello.
你好，杜克先生，先生
Oh, hello Mr Duke, sir... A what?
什么事？
科学实验？
A scientific experiment.
Not at all, sir, no I...
当然不是，先生，不是
听起来实在太…
It all sounds very...
有创意了
...original.
这是您的家，先生，我为您干活
Well, it's your house and I work for you.
我会做好相应的安排
I shall make the necessary arrangements.
祝您过得非常愉快，先生
And a very good night to you, sir.
真是卑鄙
What a scumbag.
Mumsie wants to have a party for us right after New Year's.
穆丝想在新年后给我们搞个派对
January 2nd, is that good for you?
1月2号，没问题吧？
行啊，亲爱的
OK with me, hon. Darn nice of her too.
她真好人，噢，天啊！1月2号？
Oh, heck. 2nd January. Can't do it.
哎呀，不行 噢
- Oh, Louis. - It's the day the crop reports come out.
那天是出农产品报告的日子
What do those stupid old crop reports have to do with Mumsie's party?
那些该死的农产品报告和穆丝的派何干？
甜心，这是每年公司最忙的时候
It's the busiest time of year in the office, sugarpuff.
It's just not fair. Why can't you make them do it another day?
这不公平
为什么你不能叫他们另选日子？
The Department Of Agriculture gets those estimates from all over the country.
不行，农业部…
从全国各地收集评估…
Pork bellies, soybeans,
猪胸肉，黄豆…
冰橙汁
frozen orange juice.
看来得叫托德带我去
I'll just have to ask Todd to take me.
等等，如果你以为我会让那个花花公子…
Now, wait just a minute. If you think I'm going to let that playboy...
只是开个玩笑，温索普
Just teasing you.
You know something, Witherspoon?
知道吗，威瑟斯庞？ 什么？
- What? - We are going to make a great couple.
我们是天生一对
地上一双的绝配
We're going to have a great life.
对不起，先生 怎么啦，科尔曼？
- Excuse me, sir. - What is it?
今晚还有别的用得着我的地方吗，先生？
Will you be needing me any more, this evening, sir?
No, I think I have everything I want.
没有了，我想什么都有了
晚安，先生
Good night, sir.
我得严密监视
I had to keep him under surveillance.
所以才穿成这个样子
I had to make sure he had his payroll before I made my move.
我肯定那个小子准备好了工资单，我才行动
说你是怎么砍他的 我可不用刀砍
- Tell us how you cut him. - With no knife.
你说你砍了那小子 我是用这招砍他
- You told me you cut the dude. - With these I cut him.
我是功夫高手，李小龙就是我师傅，看着
I am a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher.
这招绝对打得你变猪头
That's the "quart of blood" technique. Do it, a quart of blood drops out of a body.
用这招，你的对手一定变猪头
说说你怎么扁那个警察 不是那个警察
- Tell him how you beat on the cop. - Cops, plural.
是一大群警察，大概有十来个
Beat the shit out of ten cops and had to change my whole strategy around.
把10个警察揍得屁滚尿流，我不得不改变策略
当他们把你抓进来，还指控你
When they brought you in and booked you, you was crying like a pussy.
你哭得跟个娘娘腔似的 是啊
- Yeah. - The cops threw tear gas in my face.
那是因为有个警察对我用催泪气
那是对付人群的下三滥手段
I still walked in like a man, so get outta my face.
我还是象个男子汉似的走了进来
You beating up a man, putting him in hospital.
你打倒了一个家伙？还让另一个进了医院？
为什么你身上没有伤痕？
- How come I don't see marks on you? - Yeah.
因为我是空手道高手！行了吧？
Cos I'm a karate man, all right.
空手道高手只会受内伤
Karate men bruise on the inside They don't show their weaknesses.
他们从不表露弱点
You don't know that, motherfucker. Now get off my back, all right.
你连这都不知道，你真是个唯唯诺诺的无耻小人
滚一边去吧，希望我的娘们快点到
I wish my bitches would hurry up. I ain't got time to be here.
我可没时间蹲在牢里
Where is your bitches, Mr Big Time Pimp?
你的娘们在哪里，成功的皮条先生？
Yeah.
是啊！
Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine is busted
我没告诉你们我的豪华轿车里的电话坏了吗
所以我才联络不上我的娘们
and I can't get in contact with my bitches.
Yeah, the phone in the limo had busted. Are you ignorant?
车上的电话坏了，你是听不懂还是弱智？
- Look, sit down, all right. - It ain't cool being no jive turkey
坐下来
感恩节没有火鸡就太不象样了
so close to Thanksgiving.
Hey, now...
嘿…
You boys don't know what you're doing, I can see that already.
你们俩不知道惹了什么人
你们知道我是谁吗？
Do you know who you're fucking with? Back the fuck up, back up.
他妈的给我滚远点！
D'you know who you're fucking with in cell number four on the ninth floor.
知道我是谁吗？在9楼4号仓的…
- Billy Ray Valentine? - Yes.
比利·雷·瓦伦丁？
是？ 出来！
Move it.
- You made bail. - I did?
你被保释了
真的？
小子们，你们不知道我是谁呢！
May I suggest using a night stick, officer?
警官，我建议你们用警棒
Get outta here.
滚开！
瓦伦丁先生？
Mr Valentine.
能不能占用你一点时间？
Could you spare us a moment?
你们俩我怎么看着眼熟？
- Don't I know you two guys? - Step inside, nice and warm in here.
进来吧，这里又暖和又舒服
还有威士忌！
- Whisky, all you want. - I ain't falling for the same trick twice.
应有尽有
同样的诡计我才不会上两次当呢
You'd get me in the car, and have me arrested for stealing it.
你们想骗我进去，再告我偷东西？
为什么我们要这样做呢，瓦伦丁先生？
Why should we do that, Mr Valentine?
是我们把你保出来的
We're the ones who bailed you out.
你们是什么人？到底想干什么？
Who are y'all? What y'all want?
我们想帮你，瓦伦丁先生
We want to help you. My brother and I run a privately funded programme,
我们两兄弟有个私人赞助的计划
致力改变环境对人的不良影响
to rehabilitate culturally disadvantaged people.
我们想赞助你，让你有自己的房子
We'd like to supply you with a home of your own, a car,
车子，一大笔银行存款
a generous bank account, and employment with our company.
以及我们公司的职位
一开始是年薪8万美元
We're going to start you at $80,000 a year.
8万美元？ 没错
- $80,000? - Mmm.
Excuse me.
不好意思
This is a practical joke, right, brother?
老兄，他们是在开玩笑吧？
这俩老头是基佬吧？
Then these dudes are a couple of faggots, huh?
What's my next move, man?
老兄，我该怎么办啊？
Thank you, you've been helpful.
谢谢，你真有用
那警察和工资单那件事呢？
- What about the payroll? - We've had the charges dropped.
我们撤消控告了
You're a free man, Valentine.
瓦伦丁，你现在是自由人了
我们可以现在停车，你大可以下车
We can stop right now and you can walk out on us forever.
No, I believe I can hang out with you fellas for a while.
不，我想看看你们搞什么名堂
- Excellent. - I'm Randolph Duke.
好极了，我叫伦道夫·杜克
你好，兰迪 我的弟弟莫蒂默
How you doing Randy, what's happening?
- My younger brother, Mortimer. - Hey Morty! What it is.
嘿，莫弟！对吧？
比利·雷·瓦伦丁，摩羯座
Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn.
Randy, that's like Randy Jackson from the Jackson Five, right?
兰迪，就是杰克逊演唱组里的兰迪·杰克逊吧？
- Yes, I suppose so. - Yeah.
是的
我想是吧 是啊
Here we are, William.
我们到了，威廉
How you doing?
怎么样？
嘿，兰迪，莫弟，很不错嘛！我喜欢！
Hey, Randy, Morty. This is nice, I like this.
- William... - Billy Ray.
威廉 比利·雷
威廉，这是科尔曼
William, this is Coleman. He'll look after your day-to-day needs.
他负责你每日的需要
我能为你减轻点负担吗，先生？
- Can I relieve you of those? - You get a glass, I'll give you a sip.
老弟，我会给你一口的
您的衣服，先生？ 这是我的衣服
- Perhaps, your coat, sir? - Yes, this is my coat.
Coleman is here to take care of you. He is your servant.
科尔曼负责照顾你，他是你的仆人
- May I? - Get out of here.
能给我吗？ 门都没有，老兄！
Valentine very badly wants to take a hot bath and get into something comfortable.
瓦伦丁需要洗个热水澡，再换套舒服的衣服
对吧，瓦伦丁？
Don't you, Valentine?
极可意，先生？
Jacuzzi, sir?
我就知道你们是基佬！没人随便“基”别人
I knew you was faggots. You ain't Jacuzzying nobody.
It's a whirlpool bath sir.
这是按摩浴缸，先生
I think you'll enjoy it.
我想你会喜欢的
Bubbles, man! Say, when I was growing up,
泡泡，老兄！
我小时候就特别想要个极可意…
we want a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub. This is bad!
我们只能在浴缸里放屁
太糟了！
当你想到爱
你的心儿是否小鹿乱跳
来吧！当你想到爱
- What's he doing in there? - He's singing, sir.
他在里面干什么？ 他在唱歌，先生
They're very musical people, aren't they?
他们是有音乐天赋的人吧？
- What shall I do with his clothes? - Send them to the laundry.
先生，他的衣服该怎么处置呢？
拿去送洗
He'll need them to wear back to the ghetto, after I've won our bet.
等我赢了，他还得穿着那些回贫民窟呢
- Well, what do you think? - I like it, Randy, very nice.
威廉，你觉得怎么样？
太棒了，我喜欢
我喜欢用镜子吊顶呢，真漂亮
I like the way you have the mirror and stuff.
- I don't think he understands. - Morty, I do understand.
伦道夫，我想他不明白
莫弟，我明白 威廉，这是你的家
- William, this is your home. - Right.
是啊 这里属于你
- It belongs to you. - Yeah, I like my home. It's very nice.
全都是我的，我喜欢我的家
- I have nice taste in houses. - Everything here is yours.
这摆设还真有品味啊
房间里的所有东西都是你的
- This is my stuff? - Your own property.
这是我的 你的私人财产
- My own personal shit. - You understand?
我的个屁 你明白吗？
Yeah, I like that. You know what I like most?
这是我的，我喜欢，知道我最喜欢哪样吗？
窗帘和这地方配得恰到好处
The curtains, it's beautiful the way I've set this place up.
This is something else. I like it. The cabinets.
还有其他的东西
柜子啊，古董架啊
Beautiful. I suppose you'll give me this TV set for free?
我想你们会把这电视也免费送给我？
没错 这里的一切都是我的
- That's right. - Everything here is mine?
这套音响也是我的
- I guess the stereo's mine too? - Absolutely.
千真万确 太厉害了
This is too much. I could really dig this. You know why?
我可得好好想想，知道为什么吗？
This happens to me every week.
天上掉馅饼的事每个星期都有
This is your house.
这是你家
These are your personal possessions.
这是你的个人财物
You will only be stealing from yourself.
你不过是在偷自己的东西
Look, first you throw my ass in jail.
你们先把我丢进监狱里
Then you run me some garbage about how this is my house, this is my rug
然后把我带到这里，说些废话
说这是我的家，我的地毯…
and this is my personal slave too.
还给我配了个奴隶
I understand how you feel but the fact remains, all this is yours.
我明白你的感受
可事实上，这一切都是你的啊
You may do with it whatever you wish.
你想怎么处置都行
This is my stuff. I can do what I want with it, right?
我的东西，我的地方？想怎么处置都行？
这是我的花瓶吧？这是比利·雷的花瓶？
This is my vase, Billy Ray's vase?
是我的东西？我可以拿来玩杂技？
I can play Harlem Globetrotters shit with it, like Meadow Lark Lemon?
伙计，来个后空翻吧？
天啊，很抱歉
- Hey man, I'm sorry about that. - Perfectly all right, it was your vase.
没关系，威廉，那是你的花瓶
That was a fake, right?
那是个便宜货，赝品，对不对？
I think we paid $35,000 for it.
我记得我们花了3万5
But, I seem to remember we estimated its value at $50,000 for the insurance.
我还记得买保险估价时，我们写的是5万
You see, Mortimer? William has already made us a profit of $15,000.
瞧，莫蒂默！威廉已经给我们赚了1万5啦
You want me to break something else?
还要我打烂其他东西吗？ 不要
No.
对不起
Excuse me.
希望我们没有在比克斯先生身上押错码
I hope we're not pushing it, using Mr Beeks for this, as well as the crop report.
包括那份农产品报告
莫蒂默，这可是非常重要的科学实验
We are involved in a very important scientific experiment, Mortimer
比克斯先生向来可靠
and Mr Beeks has always proven reliable.
对不起
Excuse me... Sorry.
你们好啊，托德，各位
Hello, Todd. Gents.
先生们
Gentlemen. There is something rotten in the Heritage Club.
在传统俱乐部里有坏血
这是俱乐部建立208年来
Something that has never raised its vile head
从未滋生过的东西
in the 208 years of the club's history.
有一个贼
There is a thief,
他就坐在我们之中
and he's sitting here among us.
这可不是个普通的贼
Not an ordinary thief like the man
不是温索普昨天勇敢站起来对付的那种人
Winthorpe had the guts to stand up to yesterday.
不
No, this man is a hundred times lower.
这个人更加卑鄙
请允许我介绍林德赫斯特保全公司的比克斯先生
I'd like to introduce Mr Beeks of Lyndhurst Security.
谢谢
Thank you. I'd like to ask you gentlemen to all stand up.
希望各位都站起来
把你们的左手
I'd like to ask you to place your left hand on the shoulder
放在右边的人的肩膀上
of the man to your left.
现在把你们的右手
I would now ask you
to place your right hand in the coat pocket of the member to your right.
伸进左边的人的口袋里
把里面的东西都拿出来放在桌子上
And empty the contents of those pockets onto the table.
谢谢各位的合作
Thank you.
You may sit.
你们可以坐下了
我们在3张50元美钞上做了个红X
We marked three $50 bills with red X's.
就在不到10分钟前
Less than ten minutes ago
这些钱就从衣帽间的衣服里被偷了
those bills were stolen from a coat in the cloakroom.
我们的侦探目睹了罪行
One of our operatives witnessed the theft.
等等！我这辈子还是第一次见到这些钱！
Now, wait a minute. I've never seen this money before in my life.
伦道夫！莫蒂默！这是栽赃！
Randolph, Mortimer, this is outrageous. I haven't done anything wrong.
我什么坏事都没做过！
Oh, Winthorpe.
幸好你父母早得早，真是没眼看
I'm glad your parents are not alive to see this.
什么？不，等等！太荒谬了！
Wait, this is preposterous. This is insane.
我为什么要偷呢？
I have no reason to steal. I'm not a thief.
等等！不是我干的！我要求公正的听证！
I demand a fair hearing. At least grant me that.
至少你们应该相信我！我是被陷害的！
你应该认识到自己犯了致命的错误
You realise you're making a grave mistake.
小子，你们知道我是谁吗？小心点！
Boy, are you two going to be sorry. You know who I am?
是啊
Yeah, Winthorpe Louis III.
温索普·路易斯三世
我知道我有权打两个电话，告诉我电话在哪？
I'm permitted two calls, point me to the phone.
脱衣服 等等，我知道我的权利
- Take off your clothes. - Wait, I know my rights.
把衣服脱下来！
Take off your clothes.
你是想丢掉饭碗，是不是？
You are making a career decision here. Now, you'd better think about it.
你最好想清楚
Because you'll have to live with it for the rest of your life.
要不可要后悔一辈子的
快脱，小混蛋，要不我就给你再开个洞！
Strip, before I tear you a new asshole.
你们听到他说什么了吗？我有证人
Did you hear what this man said?
Now, I have witnesses. This man is physically threatening me.
他胆敢威胁我！
温索普
Winthorpe...
路易斯三世
Louis the third.
好
All right. One gold watch.
一只金表
一只鳄鱼皮钱包
One alligator skin wallet.
万事达，美国运通金卡
Master Charge, American Express... Gold Card.
Visa，大来卡，署名空白纸
Visa, Diner's Club, Carte Blanche.
两张戏票
Two tickets...
“簸箕米亚人”？
- "La Bo-heem" - "La Boheme" - it's an opera.
“波希米亚人”，是歌剧
It's an opera.
是歌剧票
一个玻璃纸袋
- One cellophane bag. - I've never seen that before in my life.
这不是我的！我从没见过这玩意！
这是PCP
That's PCP - phencyclidine. Angel dust.
苯环己哌啶，又叫“天使粉”
你知道这玩意对青少年有什么影响吗？
You ever seen what this stuff does to kids?
路易斯，你铁定得好好呆上一阵子了
You're looking at three to five, mandatory... Louis.
怎么啦，特里？
What's happening, Terry? Gimme a bottle of your best champagne.
给我一瓶店里最好的香槟
你倒还有胆子跑这儿来？
You've got a nerve, showing your face here after all this time.
听着，老兄，我可有大把的钱呢
Look, man, I got your money.
老兄，我有钱还你啦
I got your poor... measly... $27...
不就是那少少的…
with interest.
27元外加利息
Billy Ray, honey. Is that you?
Who do you think it is? Terence, get the lady some champagne.
比利·雷宝贝！你来啦？
还能是谁？给女士们上香槟
In fact, champagne for everybody, courtesy of Billy Ray Valentine.
不，请所有人喝香槟
大瓦伦丁比利·雷请客！
好啊！
A toast to Billy Ray?
敬比利，雷一杯
嘿，我够性感吧
I'm very sexy.
People will say, "Billy Ray, you're sexy," and not understand my sexuality.
我超有魅力，大家都说“比利·雷，你真有魅力”
I know.
可别小瞧了我
You was in the tank last night, braggin' on your limousine.
昨晚你还在牢里，满嘴胡言乱语什么豪华轿车
You're the motherfucker I was gonna carve.
Yeah.
你就是那个我要痛宰的小混混！
是啊！
Motherfucker?
Moi?
小混混？说的是我吗？
That's my limousine outside, why don't you take a look at it?
我的车正好就停在外面，不信可以看看
Right outside?
就在外面？
是啊！
Yeah.
You took care of him, baby.
宝贝，好好罩着他 我要踢他的屁股
I was gonna kick his ass, but I'm a peaceful man.
我是该狠狠给他一脚，可我是和平主义者
Ladies, it's time for me to get home.
听着，姑娘们，我该回家啦
不过，要是哪位愿意赏光喝杯鸡尾酒
But if any of you ladies want to drop by my house for cocktails,
我的车里位置可多着呢
there's plenty of room in my limousine.
豪华轿车？ 来吧，各位
Come on, everybody.
你真是帅呆了，比利·雷
- You're looking so fine, Billy Ray. - Thank you very much.
谢谢
想吐的话，厕所在楼下
If you're gonna vomit, the bathroom's downstairs.
在楼下，老兄！
No, downstairs, man.
Shit!
妈的
Hey! Hey!
这是货真价实的波斯地毯！
That's a Persian rug. It's from Persia.
波斯来的！
妈的，这是什么鬼东西？
What is this shit here?
等等！
Hold up! Hey, who's been putting out their Kools on my floor?
谁丢的？
是谁把这玩意丢在我的地板上？
Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?
Have you people ever heard of coasters?
你们到底有没有听说过杯垫？
先生，还要再准备些小食吗？
Would you like me to prepare some more hors d'oeuvres for the guests, sir?
叫他们全见鬼去吧
Fuck them.
Coleman, there was more people in this room before, where 'd they go?
之前不是有蛮多人的吗？都到哪儿去了？
先生，我相信他们都楼上去了
I believe some of them have adjourned upstairs, sir.
To my bedroom?
到我的卧室？
我一直在等你，比利·雷
I'm waiting for you, Billy Ray.
穿上衣服给我滚出去
Put your clothes on and get out.
没错，我的马子就在那里
Yeah, that's my girl, over there.
各位注意！
Can I have everybody's attention please?
各位注意！
都他妈的给我滚出去！
Get the fuck out!
晚安，疯子
Good night, sir.
晚安，先生
晚安，夫人 老弟，那家伙可真不够哥们！
Good night, madam. I hope you enjoyed it.
Thank you.
谢谢
It was a stone groove, my man.
那是石槽，老兄
你是最有义气的… 没错，现在给我滚
You are the most righteous...
Get the fuck out, man. Let's go, come on.
走吧，该死的，快点
快
Hurry up.
安静点！我的邻居都睡了！
And be quiet out there. My neighbours are asleep, they work too.
他们还要工作！
我认为您的朋友都玩得很开心
Well, your...
Your friends seemed to enjoy it, I thought it was a great success.
我认为挺成功的
他们才不是我的朋友
They weren't friends. They're a bunch of freeloaders, treating my house like a zoo.
只不过是群见便宜就上的死皮赖脸的家伙
先生，您还是早点歇息吧，我来收拾
Why don't you retire, sir? I'll straighten up. You've got a big day tomorrow.
明天还有大事要干呢
是的
Yeah, yeah, I think I will...
是的，我觉得也该
歇息了
...retire.
晚安，科尔曼，谢谢你，老兄
Good night, Coleman. Thanks, man.
Good night, sir.
晚安，先生
走吧，温索普
Let's go, Winthorpe.
- Excuse me. - I'll see you later, we'll have lunch.
对不起
迟些见，我们一起吃午餐吧
想赚快钱吗？
How would you like to make a fast hundred?
我刚从那里出来耶
I just got out.
你想在条子的老窝里把我抓个正着
Are you trying to entrap me right here? You guys must be getting desperate.
你们也太闲了吧
Is that your purse?
这是你钱包吗？
Yes.
是的
真不错啊
That's a nice purse.
谢谢
Thank you.
Darling, I'm so glad to see you.
亲爱的！见到你太好了！
Louis, you're making a scene.
路易斯，少大呼小叫的
The good news is I'm innocent.
告诉你一个好消息：我是清白的
我从没干过比这更糟的事
I've never done anything resembling this.
你真是一塌糊涂，想羞死我吗？
Louis, you look awful. I'm so ashamed.
Those clothes and those shoes and...
瞧那衣服鞋子，还有…
你还跟人打架
you've been fighting, and you smell.
而且满身臭味！
I smell?
我臭？
Penelope, do you realise where I've been since yesterday?
你知道从昨天起，我一直呆在哪儿吗？
他们揍了我一顿，还抢了我的衣服！
They beat me up and stole my clothes.
那帮禽兽还想对我霸王硬上弓！
Those men wanted to have sex with me.
- Can we discuss this somewhere else? - They tried to bend me over this...
拜托换个地方谈好不好？
他们想把我压倒…
If this place is indicative of correctional institutions in this country,
如果这地方就是我们国家
要人改过从善的地方
they might as well let all the convicts out.
他们还不如把坏人全都放出来呢
It's far worse on the inside.
因为这里比外面糟得多！
Stealing from your friends, Louis? Heroin, Louis? Have you lost your mind?
在俱乐部里偷朋友的钱？
还有海洛因？路易斯，你疯了？
Mother wants me to call off the wedding and so does Todd.
妈妈要我取消婚礼，托德也是这么认为
Todd, what does Todd have to do with it?
这关托德什么事？
You've been fired from Duke & Duke. They're charging you with embezzlement.
你已经被杜克兄弟公司解雇了
他们还准备控告你挪用公款
Embezzlement? I've never stolen anything in my life.
挪用公款？我这辈子从没偷过东西
How could the man I loved,
我怎么能爱上这样的男人
我准备用母乳喂养的孩子
whose children I wanted to have and breast-feed, be a heroin dealer?
他的父亲怎能是海洛因贩子？
It wasn't heroin, it was angel dust, PCP...
不是海洛因，是天使粉，又叫PCP…
Listen Penelope, I swear to you, on my honour,
佩内洛普，我以自己的名誉向你发誓
天父在上，为我做证
with almighty God as my witness,
我绝不是天使粉贩子！
I am not an angel dust dealer.
Oh, Louis.
I've been looking everywhere for you, baby.
宝贝，我到处找你呢
路易斯宝贝，我受不了啦，给我一支吧
- Louis, I'm hurting. I just need a shot. - Would you please...
求你啦！
- Who is this person? - I've never seen this woman before.
这是什么人？
我从没见过她！
Don't say that, Louis.
别这么说，路易
Come on baby, just a dime bag. I'll do all those things you like.
来吧，宝贝，一小剂够了
我会帮你做全套，你会喜欢的
You lying... filthy... disgusting... creep.
你这满嘴谎言，下流胚
你让我恶心！
Todd was right about you. I never want to see you again as long as I live.
托德没看错你
我这辈子都不要再见到你了！
好极了
Grand! Great! Thanks a lot.
太感谢了
不过是个玩笑而已
It was a joke. Your friend said it would get you off.
你的朋友说可以帮你“上垒”
- Someone told you to do this to me? - Yeah, and he paid me $100.
有人叫你这么做的？
是啊，他给了我1张“大团结”呢
他就在那里
He's over there.
让我搞清楚
Let me get this straight, I give you 20 for the cab,
我给你20块打的，你一到家就给我50块？
and you'll give me 50 at your house?
没错，我的管家科尔曼会给你50块
That is correct. My butler will give you $50,
你要到哪里，他都送你去
and drive you anywhere you wish.
你看起来不象是有管家的那种人耶
You don't exactly look like the type that has a butler.
如果你想搞我…
- If you're hustling me... - Hustling you, hustling you?
搞你？
拜托，这种东西他们不会随便给人吧？
You don't think they give these to just anyone, do you?
我可以在超过86个国家购买商品和服务
I can charge goods and services in over 86 countries around the world.
真的？我可不收信用卡
Yeah? Well I don't take credit cards.
You'll see what a mistake all this was.
你会明白这全都是误会
Yes?
是？ 科尔曼，让我进去
Coleman, could you let me in? I'm having trouble with my key.
我的钥匙有点问题
你是谁？想干什么？
- Who are you? What do you want? - Just let me in, I'm in no mood for jokes.
快开门让我进去，我可没心情开玩笑
科尔曼？
Coleman? There's no Coleman here. You've made a mistake.
这里没人叫科尔曼，你搞错了
等等
Excuse me, for a moment.
Coleman! Let me in.
让我进去！
再不走，我就叫警察啦
If you don't go away, I shall call the police.
Hello. I'll be making a cash withdrawal for the amount of $500.
你好，我想提取现金
500元
不，还是提1000吧
In fact, make it $1,000.
请等等
Excuse me.
对不起，温索普先生，国税局已冻结了你的帐户
I'm sorry, Mr Winthorpe, but the IRS has frozen your accounts.
什么？你认识我啊
What? You know me.
你是海洛因贩子，温索普先生
You're a heroin dealer, Mr Winthorpe.
不是海洛因，是PCP，我从没碰过那玩意！
It wasn't heroin, it was angel dust - PCP and I never touched it.
不管怎么说，我们第一国家银行
Regardless, it's not the kind of business we want at First National.
也不想做这种生意
请您出示信用卡
May I see your credit cards please?
我受命收回这些卡
- I've been ordered to repossess them. - What?
什么？等等，我该怎么办？
Wait, what am I supposed to live on? What's going to happen to me?
我靠什么过日子？
罗杰
Roger.
为什么有人要故意毁掉我的人生？
Why is someone deliberately trying to ruin my life?
那50块就算啦
Tell you what. Forget about the $50, OK?
我累了，我回家啦
I'm just real tired. I'm going home.
你一定得相信我
You've got to believe me. You must believe me.
相信我！我是被陷害的！
I have been framed. You can't just leave me here.
你不能把我丢在这里！
路易，我自己的烦心事已经够多了
I've got enough problems, Louis.
Come on, come on.
算了吧
听着！等等！
Listen! Wait!
等等！
Wait.
I have over $150,000 in that bank.
我在那间银行里
有超过15万美元
你一点也不在乎，因为你跟他们是一伙的！
But you don't care because you helped them do this to me.
路易，起来吧！
Get off your knees, Louis.
手给我
Give me your hand.
柔软的手
Soft hands.
还修剪过，这辈子都没干过重活吧？
And a manicure. Never done a hard day's work in your life, have you?
我一定会后悔的…不过，上来吧
I'm gonna regret this but...
come on. Get in.
上车
我一定要搞清楚，真是错得离谱！
I'm going to get to the bottom of this. This has been a grave mistake.
Hey, that looks just like the dude that had me busted.
那小子好象就是害我吃牢饭的人
Sir?
先生？
Right there, he looked just like the mother...
那里，和那五行欠扁的臭小…
和那个害我被捕的先生好象呢
I mean, he looks just like the gentleman that had me busted.
先生，您到底说的是哪一个？
To whom are you referring, sir?
The dude right there.
就那个臭小子！
我一定能搞清… 就在那里！
- Right over there. - That's my car.
那是我的车！
Coleman! Coleman, that's my car!
科尔曼，这是我的车！
That's my car! That's my driver.
我的车！
那是我的司机！
There's some strange shit going on here, Coleman.
后面坐着坨臭狗屎
You don't want to be late for your first day, sir.
第一天就迟到可不太妥当
What do they want me to do here?
我在这里该干什么呢？
- I'm sure they'll tell you. - What if I can't do it?
我敢说他们一定会告诉你的
要是我做不到呢？
Just be yourself, sir.
先生，做自己就行了
Whatever happens, they can't take that away from you.
不管发生什么事，他们无法剥夺这一点
- Excuse me, my name is... - Mr Valentine.
不好意思，我叫… 瓦伦丁先生
他们在大堂最里面那个办公室里等您呢
They're waiting in the last office down the hall.
- Ah, William, my boy. Right on time. - Come in, come in.
威廉，我的好小伙子 正是时候
进来
Sit down.
坐
No thanks, guys. I already had breakfast.
谢啦，伙计，我已经吃过早餐了
This is not a meal, Valentine.
瓦伦丁，这可不是正餐
We are here to try to explain to you, what it is we do here.
我们是想解释这里是怎么操作的
We are commodities brokers, William.
威廉，我们是期货经纪
Now, what are commodities?
什么叫期货？
Commodities are agricultural products.
期货是农产品
Like coffee, that you had for breakfast.
比如早餐喝的咖啡
Wheat, which is used to make bread.
做面包的小麦
Pork bellies, which is used to make bacon,
做培根的猪肉
which you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.
当然，也可以做生菜和番茄三文治
Then there are other commodities like... frozen orange juice... and gold.
还有其他东西可以做期货
例如冻橙汁
还有黄金
Though, of course, gold doesn't grow on trees like oranges.
当然，黄金不象橙子一样长在树上
- Clear so far? - Yeah.
还行吗？
没问题 好，威廉
Good, William. Now, some of our clients are speculating
我们有些客户推测
that the price of gold will rise in the future.
未来的金价会上升
We have other clients who are speculating that the price of gold is going to fall.
而另外一些客户则认为
金价会跌
They've placed their orders with us
他们给我们下指示
and we buy or sell their gold for them.
要我们帮他们买或卖金
Tell him the good part.
说重点
The good part is that no matter whether our clients make money,
重点在于
不管我们的客户
赚钱还是亏本
or lose money, Duke & Duke get the commissions.
杜克兄弟都能拿到佣金
怎么样，瓦伦丁？
Well, what do you think, Valentine?
Sounds to me like you guys are a couple of bookies.
听起来你们象是拉皮条的
I told you he'd understand.
我早就告诉你他会明白的
要搞清楚可犯不着让爱因斯坦出马
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened.
就是那个想抢工资单的家伙
It's the same guy who tried to rob the payroll, no doubt, that's him.
没错，就是他
他把毒品栽赃给我
He planted the drugs on me.
Rachim, Mohammed, Larry. How are you guys doing?
拉奇，穆罕默德，拉利！你们还好吧？
Hey, hey, how ya doing?
嘿，你好！
你认识这种人？
You know those people?
他戴着我的哈佛领带
He was wearing my Harvard tie.
简直不敢相信！我的哈佛领带！
Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like, oh sure, he went to Harvard.
就好象他上过哈佛！
如果他敢开着我的车到处溜
If he's being driven around in my car, he could actually be living in my house.
没准也霸占了我的屋子
说不定连我的工作也给他谋了
Maybe he's even taken my job.
据我所知，此时此刻
For all I know, right at this moment he could be fondling my fiancee.
他可能正搂着我的未婚妻
科尔曼，亏他服侍多年，竟然背叛我！
And Coleman - after years of service, this betrayal.
我不明白！
I don't understand it.
不过凡事都有报应，他逃不掉的
There's going to be retribution. Oh, he's going to pay.
我得叫他好看… 住嘴，路易！
- The things that I... - Shut up, Louis.
的士要钱，食物要钱，房租也要钱！
Taxis cost money, food costs money and rent costs money!
Now, you want me to help you out, I expect a lot in return.
你要我帮你？我可盼着丰厚的回报
These were here when I moved in. Put 'em on if you want.
我搬进来就有了，想穿就穿吧
我无法用言语表达我有多感激…
Look, I cannot begin to tell you how much I appreciate this...
- Ophelia. - Ophelia, you realise that's the name...
奥菲莉娅 奥菲莉娅
你知道这是… 我知道，哈姆雷特的马子
I know, Hamlet's girlfriend. He went crazy, she killed herself.
他疯了，她自杀了
这不是莎士比亚的悲剧，路易，我已经24岁了
This is not Shakespeare, Louis.
I'm 24. I'm from a small, miserable mining town you probably never heard of.
出身某个你都没听过的可怜巴巴的挖矿小镇
The only thing I've got going for me, is this body, this face,
在这个大千世界
身体和面孔是我唯一的资本
and what I got up here.
I don't do drugs.
我用毒品，也没有人帮我拉皮条
And I don't have a pimp.
This place is a dump.
这一区很糟，可租金便宜
But it's cheap, it's clean and it's all mine.
至少我的屋子够干净
I've saved 42 grand and it's in T-Bills earning interest.
我已经存了4万2，都是能赚利息的短期国库券
I've got three more years on my back. I'll have enough to retire.
再干三年我就洗手不干
You're a prostitute?
你是妓女！
I'm talking about a business proposition, Louis.
路易，我说的是交易
I help you get back on your feet and you pay me, in cash, five figures.
我帮你站起来，你就得付我…
五位数的现金
That's the deal and it's not subject to negotiation.
就这个条件，不干拉倒
Understood?
明白了吗？
By the way, food and rent are not the only things here that cost money.
对了，食物和租金
可不是唯一需要花钱的
You sleep on the couch.
你睡沙发吧
It's hit rock bottom. Come on, let's buy.
已经跌到底了，买吧
Buy 200 May belly contracts at 66.8.
我是莫蒂默·杜克，以66.8的价位买200五月的猪肉
- Put them on my personal account. - That's a big mistake, man.
用我个人帐户支付 老兄，这可就大错特错啦
- Valentine, this is very important, watch. - You're going to get reamed on this one.
这可是大事，看着就好
好吧，到时不要气得捶胸口啊
Why shouldn't we buy now, William?
威廉，为什么我们不该现在买？
Price is going to keep going down.
价格还会往下跌
伦道夫
Randolph, this isn't Monopoly money we're playing with.
我们玩的可不是大富翁游戏
This is Randolph Duke. Hold that belly over a moment.
我是伦道夫·杜克，暂时先别买
Tell me why you think the price of pork bellies is going down.
告诉我，为什么你认为价格还会跌
- It's Christmas time. Everybody's uptight. - Could we please buy now?
现在是圣诞假期，大家都手紧
我们现在下单吧？ 若你不怕亏就买吧
- If you want to lose money go ahead. - What are you trying to say?
威廉，你到底想说什么？
OK, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning.
整个早上，猪肉的价格都在跌
So everybody's waiting for them to hit rock bottom so they can buy cheap.
也就是说，大家都在等跌到最低
这样才能买到便宜货
The people with pork belly contracts are thinking,
有猪肉期货的人就倒霉了
因为他们会认为：妈的，我们在亏钱啊
"Hey, we're losing all our money and Christmas is coming.
圣诞节就快到了，要是没赚到钱
"I won't be able to buy my son the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip.
给儿子买会打功夫的机器人
就连老婆也不会跟我上床，因为我没钱
"And my wife won't make love to me cos I ain't got no money."
于是他们只能干着急，狂叫着“卖！卖！”
They're panicking, screaming, "Sell, sell."
They don't want to lose all their money. They are panicking right now. I can feel it.
他们不想亏本，我可以感觉到他们慌得很呢
瞧
Look at them.
He's right, Mortimer, my God, look at it.
他说的对，莫蒂默，天啊，快看！
I'd wait till you get to 64, then buy.
等跌到64再买
You'll have cleared out all the suckers by then.
到时，那些傻瓜已经被清掉啦
Do you realise how much money he just saved us?
你知道他为我们省了多少钱吗？
Money isn't everything, Randolph.
伦道夫，金钱不是一切
Advise our clients interested in bellies to buy at 64.
告诉我们的客户有意思在64时买入
Mr Valentine has set the price.
是瓦伦丁先生预测的价格
Well done, William. Very well done.
干得好，威廉
好极了
Come on, Randolph, we're gonna be late.
来吧，伦道夫，我们快迟到了
Yo... Mortimer dropped his money clip.
莫蒂默漏了钱夹
- You can count it, it's all there. - Thank you.
你可以数一数，一点没少 谢谢，威廉
- It's all there, count it. - I'm sure it is. Keep up the good work.
一点没少，老兄，数数
当然，谢谢，好好干下去
All right, Randy.
好的，伙计
Nice try, Mortimer.
干得好，莫蒂默
泽塔奇
泽塔奇，我的朋友
我们在榆树下歌唱
我们永远是兄弟
浴室里的马非
湖边的玛格丽特
伟斯利大会堂里的苏珊
创造者康斯坦斯
康斯坦斯·弗赖依
任何时候，只要呼唤他
康斯坦斯都会满足你的愿望
春夏
或秋冬
That was great, that was really great.
太棒了
...and she stepped on the ball.
然后她一脚踩在球上
Oh my God, I don't believe it.
噢，天啊，我简直不能相信
- Ah, there you are. - I think I'm going to be sick.
啊，你在这里
我觉得不舒服
Don't worry, I'll handle this, Pookums.
别担心，我能行
Todd, Harry, Andrew, Philip.
托德，哈利，安德鲁，菲利普
I realise this looks completely awful but I just wanted to assure you,
我知道这实在太可怕了
可朋友们，我只想向各位保证
my friends, that I am completely innocent.
我完全是清白的
I'm going to fight this. Someone is out to get me and I know who.
我一定要抗争到底
有人想陷害我，我已经知道他是谁了
The important thing is that I can rely on you,
最重要的是，朋友们，我全靠你们了
my friends, as character witnesses.
你们要为我的人格做证
I'm going to be defending myself
我要为自己辩护
and I wondered if you could see your way clear
我也想知道各位是否真的能辩清是非
to perhaps advance me a small loan until the hearing.
也许在听讯前接济一下我
Frankly, Winthorpe, and I think I speak for all of us,
说实在的，温索普，我认为我可以代表在座各位
I think it shows incredibly bad taste for you to embarrass us like this.
我认为你这么做实在是大大的不妥当
竟然跑到这里来羞辱我们
I believe I'm still a member of this club.
我相信我还是这个俱乐部的会员
Nobody wants to buy your drugs, Louis. Why don't you just go away?
路易，这里没人会买你的毒品
你还是走吧
Burnt my fingers, man.
哇塞，好烫手啊
I beg your pardon.
什么？
Man, that watch is so hot, it's smokin'.
伙计，这表好烫手，热得直冒烟呢
Hot? Do you mean to imply, stolen?
热？你在暗示这是“偷来的”？
- I'll give you 50 bucks for it. - 50 bucks!
我出50块
50？不可能，这是依波路表
No, no, no. This is a Rochefoucauld, the thinnest water-resistant watch in the world.
世界上最薄的防水表
Singularly unique, sculptured in design,
设计独特，手工雕花
hand-crafted in Switzerland and water-resistant to three atmospheres.
瑞士原产的手工表
在3个大气压下仍能防水
是80年代的运动型表
This is the sports watch of the '80s. $6,955 retail.
零售价6955美元
Got a receipt?
有收据吗？
Look, it tells time simultaneously
可以同时显示蒙地卡罗
in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad.
比华利山、伦敦、巴黎、罗马和加斯塔达的时间
In Philadelphia it's worth 50 bucks.
在费城，它就值50块
Just give me the money.
成交
How much for the gun?
这枪多少钱？
So, this snail is standing in front of the Cadillac salesman, see,
于是蜗牛站在卡迪拉克推销员面前
and says, "How much is that Cadillac?"
抬起头说，“这部卡迪拉克多少钱？”
The snail says, "I want a big 'S' put on each door
蜗牛说，我要在每扇门上都加个大大的S
"and on top of the car, I want a big 'S' so everybody can see it."
车顶上再加个S
这样大家都能看见
推销员问，“为什么要加S呢？”
Salesman says, "Why do you want that?" He says, "When I drive down the avenue...
他答道，当我沿着大街行驶
我要每个人都说
"I want everybody to say 'Look at that S-car-go."'
瞧那开过来的S车
"Look at the S-car-go."
瞧那开过来的S车
I'm considering going long on April wheat. What do you think, Valentine?
我在考虑四月的小麦
瓦伦丁，你有什么看法？
I can think of three good reasons why you shouldn't do that, judge.
我认为有3个理由，你不应该去买
One, the Russian wheat harvest isn't going to be as bad as people think... and two...
首先，苏联的小麦收成并不像人们说得那么差
其次
...and three, judging by the jewels around your girlfriend's neck,
最后，看到你女朋友脖子上的珠宝项链
I think you're going to need every penny just to keep her happy.
我认为你应该把每个子儿都用于讨她欢心
103. That's it, you're staying in bed.
103度，没错了，你要卧床休息
That man has moved into my house. He's stolen my job. I have to do something.
那人搬进我家里
抢走了我的工作，我一定要行动
Stay here.
呆在这里
It's ten o'clock - here's Johnny.
10点，是尊尼！
Listen, baby, I'm sorry. My momma just came in from outta town.
听着，宝贝，很抱歉
我妈刚从乡下出来
Can we do it next week?
我们改到下个星期，好吗？
Flowers for me?
花是送给我的吗？
Thanks.
谢谢
- What are you doing? - You've got company.
你在干什么？ 你有约
Business is business. I'll go for a walk.
生意就是生意，我出去散个步吧
新鲜空气对我有好处 躺下来
- Fresh air will do me good. - Lay down.
I'm sorry you had to cancel your appointment.
对不起，害你取消约会
你在干什么？
What are you doing?
Ophelia, I can't tell you how good that feels.
奥菲莉娅，太舒服了
你对我真好
You've been so kind to me.
我只是在保护我的投资
I'm just protecting my investment. That's all.
Shut up and go to sleep.
闭上嘴，睡吧
99度半，你要呆在床上直到痊愈
99 and a half. You're not getting out of bed until it's normal.
我感觉很好，再说，我已经麻烦你够多的了
I feel fine and I've inconvenienced you enough.
You have work to do and so do I.
你有工作要做，我也是
平安夜没人工作
Nobody works on Christmas Eve.
I'm going shopping and then I'll make you a nice quiet dinner.
我要去购物，回来就给你煮大餐
看你的报纸吧
Now, read your paper.
Christmas! I'll give him a Christmas present he'll never forget.
圣诞节？
我要给他一份永远难忘的圣诞礼物！
威廉，你到哪儿去了？舞会已经开始啦
Ah William, where've you been? The party's already begun.
I have some work to finish.
我还有工作要做
It's Christmas Eve and William wants to keep working.
威廉在平安夜还想着工作
I'll think of you in Stockholm, when I accept the Nobel Prize.
我到斯德哥尔摩领取诺贝尔奖时会想起你的
我记得赌注包括两方面
The wager has two parts - something about a second party turning to crime.
就是另一方变成罪犯
Didn't you say you had work to do?
你不是说还有工作要做吗？
Yes sir. I was wondering about this $10,000 cheque to Mr Clarence Beeks.
我在想这张给克拉伦斯·比克斯先生的1万美元支票
瓦伦丁，这个就交给我吧
I'll take care of it, Valentine.
我不记得公司里有克拉伦斯·比克斯这个人
I don't recall a Clarence Beeks, Mr Duke.
瓦伦丁，这是在你加入公司前的事
It was before you joined us, Valentine.
We did manage to stay in business for 47 years before your arrival.
你还没来，我们已经成功干了47年了
Have a drink, William. Merry Christmas.
威廉，来一杯，圣诞快乐
- Merry Christmas, Mr Duke. - What?
圣诞快乐，杜克先生 什么？
圣诞快乐 噢！圣诞快乐
- Merry Christmas. - Oh, oh, Merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho!
你认为你在干什么？ 伦道夫！莫蒂默！
Just what do you think you're doing?
Randolph, Mortimer, come in here quickly, I've finally caught him.
快进来！我终于抓住他了！
你是谁？ 当场人赃并获！
- Who are you? - I've caught him red-handed.
Winthorpe, is that you?
温索普，是你吗？ 我要行使公民权利逮捕他
I'm making a citizen's arrest. This man is a drug dealer.
他是个毒贩子，瞧瞧他的抽屉
Look, his office drawer, he's got all the bad drugs here.
什么毒品都有：大麻烟，软性毒品，安眠酮
Marijuana joints, pills, Quaaludes,
Valium, yellow ones, red ones, cocaine grinder, drug needles.
安定，黄色的，红色的，磨可卡因的，注射器！
He's the pusher, not me.
他才是坏人，不是我！
I just came in and caught him planting this stuff.
我刚进来就看到这人把这些东西塞进我的抽屉
It's obviously some primitive attempt to frame me.
无疑是想陷害我
Frame you? Boy, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black.
陷害你？老弟，不要五十步笑百步！
This man's obviously a lunatic. I'm calling security.
这人一定是疯子，我去叫警卫
Put that phone down.
把电话放下
Hello, security... Merry Christmas.
喂，警卫吗？
圣诞快乐
You tried to rob me, plant drugs on me.
你想抢劫我，在我身上放毒品
你占了我的屋子、车子、工作，我该现在就干掉他
You steal my house, my car, my job. I ought to kill him now.
Look, this is a big misunderstanding.
听着，老兄，这一定是误会
我根本就不知道你的屋子，车子和工作
I don't know nothing about it. Could you put the gun away?
把枪放下，问问杜克兄弟！
Put that gun away at once, Winthorpe. Have you lost your mind?
马上把枪放下！你疯了吗？
Freeze, slime ball.
不许动，臭小子！
I realise this whole experience must have been rather unsettling for you.
我知道这种经历一定让你很难受
温索普，别走，我们可以解释！
Winthorpe, don't leave. We can explain.
是啊，你们会后悔的
Yeah, you'll be sorry.
一定会后悔的
You'll all be very, very sorry.
走上邪路的可怜人
Poor, deluded creature. We caught him pilfering at our club,
我们发现他在俱乐部里偷东西，挪用公款，售卖毒品
embezzling funds, selling drugs.
Now he's dressing up like Santa Claus.
现在他竟然扮成圣诞老人
Very sordid business.
真是肮脏
I can't believe Winthorpe would fall to pieces like that.
我不敢相信温索普会堕落到这种地步
It's not my business, but he belongs behind bars.
这不是我的事，可那家伙该去吃牢饭
- He's unemployed, Valentine. - It's no excuse, Mortimer.
瓦伦丁，他下岗了 莫蒂默，这可不是借口
He's flat broke, obviously hungry.
他无家可归，还饿得厉害
But he has money to buy drugs, right?
可他还有钱买毒品，对吧？
You can't be soft on people like that. Take it from me, Randolph.
对这种人可不能心软，我就是个活生生的例子
Pay up, Mortimer, I've won the bet.
交钱，莫蒂默，我赌赢了
Here, one dollar.
拿着，1美元
We took a perfectly useless psychopath, like Valentine,
我们成功将瓦伦丁那样无用的疯子
and turned him into a successful executive.
变成出色的管理人
And during the same time,
与此同时
we turned an honest, hard-working man
我们将一个诚实努力工作的人
into a violently deranged, would-be killer.
变成狂暴危险的潜在杀人犯
Now, what are we going to do about taking Winthorpe back
现在，我们该怎么说服温索普回来
and returning Valentine to the ghetto?
再把瓦伦丁送回贫民窟呢？
I don't want Winthorpe back after what he's done.
温索普都变成这个样子了，我可不想要他回来
You mean keep Valentine on, as Managing Director?
你是说让瓦伦丁当执行总监？
Do you really believe I would have a nigger run our family business, Randolph?
你认为我真的会让一个黑鬼
掌管我们的家族生意吗，伦道夫？
Of course not. Neither would I.
当然不会，我也不愿意
不过，我认为我们不应该把他们换回来
I do think we should hold off on switching them back, though.
Until we get that crop report, New Year's Eve, don't you?
直到我们拿到除夕的农产品报告
Absolutely, no sense rocking the boat until then.
当然，没必要在那之前另生枝节
If Mr Beeks does what we paid him to do,
如果比克斯先生成功完成我们交给他的任务
we should have a very happy New Year.
这一年我们会过得非常愉快
Indeed.
确实如此！
Hey, Winthorpe, Winthorpe.
Hey.
Hey, Winthorpe. Yo, Winthorpe.
Winthorpe. Yo.
Sorry about that.
对不起
Yo! Yo!
Hey, Taxi!
嘿，的士！
Hi, Louis. Merry Christmas.
路易，圣诞快乐
路易，等你出来，我有个大惊喜给你
Louis, I have a big surprise for you.
Excuse me. The door was open... I'm looking for a Louis Winthorpe.
对不起，门开着，很抱歉打扰你
我在找路易斯·温索普，他在这里吧？
- Does he live here? - Wait here a minute, I'll be right back.
在这里等着，我马上回来
Louis, Louis. It's him. It's Valentine.
路易，是他，那个瓦伦丁
Louis... Louis?
Louis.
It was close but he's going to be all right.
很危险，不过他会没事的
Now, make sure he gets plenty of rest.
一定要让他多休息
千万不能刺激他
And for God's sake, no excitement.
Thanks, Doc. Merry Christmas.
谢谢，医生，圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas to you. I'll let myself out, Coleman. Thank you.
圣诞快乐！科尔曼，我自己出去就行了
谢谢你，医生 圣诞快乐
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
It was a dream. I dreamt the whole thing.
是梦，全都是我做的梦
It was just a bad dream.
原来是个噩梦 早上好，先生
Good morning, sir.
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐
Coleman, I've had the most absurd nightmare.
科尔曼，我刚做了个超可怕的噩梦
I was poor and no one liked me.
我一贫如洗，没有人喜欢我
I lost my job, I lost my house. Penelope hated me.
我丢了工作，没了屋子，佩内洛普也嫌弃我
And it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.
都是因为这可恶该死的黑鬼
- Oh dear! - It... was... the... Dukes.
是杜克干的
You're a dead man, Valentine.
瓦伦丁，你死定了
It was an experiment. They used us as guinea pigs, man.
这是实验，老兄，他们把我们当成小白鼠
The Dukes used us as guinea pigs.
杜克兄弟用我们做实验，想看我们会变成怎么样
To see how our lives would turn out. They made a bet.
他们打赌
- I'm afraid it's true, sir. - I believe him, Louis.
恐怕这是真的，先生 我相信他，路易
The Dukes ruined my life over a bet?
杜克兄弟就为了一个赌注毁了我的人生？
- For how much? - A dollar.
赌多少？
1美元
One dollar.
1美元
Fine, that's the way they want it.
好吧
他们想玩这招？
No problem.
没问题
You can't just shoot people with a double-barrelled shotgun
你不能因为他们惹恼了你
cos you're pissed at them.
就随便用枪射别人的膝盖
- Why not? - It's assault with a deadly weapon.
为什么不？
因为这是用致命武器袭人，你这20年都白活啦？
You get 20 years for that shit.
Do you have any better ideas?
你还有更好的办法吗？ 当然
Yeah, it seems the best way to hurt rich people is by turning 'em into poor people.
我意识到伤害有钱人的最好方法就是
让他们变得贫穷
You have to admit, you didn't like it yourself a bit.
你得承认，先生，你一点也不喜欢自己
Under heavy security,
新闻时间：在重重安保下
the crop estimates for next year's orange crop
下一年的橙子产量预计
将会由迈阿密
are being delivered to the Department Of Agriculture in Washington DC.
护送至华府的国家农业部
Louis, Louis, that's him, the guy who paid me to talk dirty to you.
路易！路易，就是他！
就是他付钱给我，要我说你的坏话
In charge of security, Mr Clarence Beeks of Lyndhurst Security.
林德赫斯特保全公司的
克拉伦斯·比克斯先生负责保全工作
Clarence Beeks.
杜克兄弟给那家伙1万大元！ 1万？
- The Dukes gave him 10 grand. - I saw 50,000 in the payroll.
我看见工资单上给了他5万
Mortimer said it was for research.
莫蒂默说是用于研究
Research, so he can get that top secret report, two days before it goes public.
研究如何在公布于众前
搞到高度机密的农产品报告
Oh my God, the Dukes will corner the entire frozen orange juice market.
我的天啊
杜克兄弟想买断整个冻橙汁市场
Unless somebody stops them.
一定要阻止他们 或是破坏他们的计划
Or beats them to it.
Eggnog?
来点蛋酒吗？
Duke & Duke, may I ask who's calling?
杜克兄弟公司，请问是哪一位来电？
杜克兄弟公司，恐怕他现在正忙着呢
Duke & Duke, he's busy. Can you hold please?
您能等一会儿吗？有什么能帮到您呢？
May I help you? One moment, Mr Beeks, I'll put you right through.
请等等，比克斯先生，我马上帮你转过去
Operation "strange fruit" proceeding according to plan.
奇异果行动，按计划进行
I anticipate penetration and acquisition at 21:00 tomorrow. Hold on.
我预计明晚9点渗透并到手
等等，滚你妈的！
Fuck off!
- When can we expect delivery? - I will be leaving DC by train.
我们什么时候预计到货？
我会坐火车离开华府
Will rendezvous at 24:00 at the Hilton Hotel, parking level D, Section 4.
在24点汇合
希尔顿酒店，D层停车场
That's the orange section.
第四区，橙色部分
Orange, I like that, very good.
橙色，我喜欢，太好了
The final payment is due on delivery, in cash.
最后一笔款项该付了，要付现金
Jesus, hey!
天啊！嘿！
Happy New Year!
新年快乐！
- Ever make it with an ape? - Harvey, haven't you had enough drink?
和猩猩干过吗？
哈维，你喝得还不够多吗？
开玩笑吧？还没到除夕呢
Are you kidding, it's not even New Year's Eve.
Come here, kiss this beautiful ape.
来吧，给这漂亮的猩猩一个吻
Come on.
一个吻就好，来吧
Harrisburg Express...
- What? - It's my turn to drive.
什么？ 该轮到我来开了
- No it isn't. - It is.
不，才不是呢 就是
- I'm sure you think it is, but it isn't. - Don't you remember?
我知道你以为是，可就不是
你不记得啦？
You drove the shipment of anchovies.
今天早上，鱼酱那车是你开的
Yeah, but you had the video tape recorders this afternoon.
是的，但下午那车录象带是你开的
我只是退车5英尺 我们要轮流开
I backed them up about five feet.
We take turns. Sometimes it's longer, sometimes shorter. It's my turn now.
有时会长些，有时会短些
现在轮到我啦
- No it isn't. - Yes it is.
才不是呢 就是我
- Merry New Year. - Happy New Year.
新年“筷”乐！
新年快乐
In this country, we say, "Happy New Year".
我们国家说“新年快乐”
Thank you for correcting my English, which stinks.
感谢您纠正我英语的糟糕
I am Naga Eboko, exchange student from Cameroon.
我叫南加·埃波卡，喀麦隆来的交换生
Beef jerky time.
牛肉干时间
- You want some beef jerky? - No, please.
要来点牛肉干吗？
不，谢了
There's plenty, you know.
我有很多呢
This animal's being routed through to New York.
这畜生要送到纽约
Its care and feeding instructions are on this bill of lading.
提单上有喂养守则
OK, gotcha.
好，明白了 如果有什么问题
I doubt you'll have need it but, there's a tranquilliser gun in the First Aid kit.
急救箱里有支麻醉枪
- Oh, yeah? - Say, have you guys been drinking?
噢，是吗？
你们喝酒了？ 我们可没有喝，先生
- No, sir. Not us. - There's enough drunks here already.
车上已经够多醉鬼了
Happy New Year.
新年快乐！
That's kind of you, son. A Happy New Year to you, too.
你有心了，孩子，新年快乐
Could I offer either of you two gentlemen a wee jolt of Irish whisky,
两位绅士，我能请你们
来点爱尔兰威士忌，庆祝一下新年吗？
to usher in the New Year.
Not for me, pal.
我可不能喝，伙计
I do not drink. It is against my religion.
我不喝酒，因为我的信仰不允许
I always say, religion's a fine thing, taken in moderation.
我总是说，“有信仰是好事，但也要适度”
Beef jerky?
吃牛肉干吗？ 不，孩子，谢谢你
No son, it gives me wind, something terrible.
我吃了会放臭屁
We are moving! We are moving!
开车了！开车了！
New York, here we come!
纽约，我们来啦！
Come in, my child, join the party.
来吧，孩子，加入派对
Let me see, you would be from Austria. Am I right?
让我猜猜，你是奥地利来的吧？
- No, I am Inga from Sweden. - Sweden?
不对，我叫英加，来自瑞典
瑞典？
But you're wearing Lederhosen.
可你穿着皮短裤
Ja, for sure, from Sweden.
是瑞典来的，没错
Please, help me with my rucksack.
请帮我放好旅行包？
Oh yeah, sure, why not?
噢，当然，为什么不呢？
I'm hungry, man. I've got to get something more to eat.
我饿了，老兄，我得再找点吃的
Well, maybe there's some pretzels in the bar car.
也许餐车里有脆饼干
You're welcome!
欢迎
- Who is that? - Open the door, man.
谁？ 老兄，开门！
I'm dressed as a baggage handler.
我穿得象个行李搬运工
Imagine how embarrassed I was that someone had the same costume I had!
想想看，发现派对上有人跟我穿得一模一样
该有多尴尬啊
Monkey, monkey? I'm a fucking gorilla you clown!
猴子？猴子？
妈的，我是猩猩，你这小丑！
I certainly hope there's enough space on the train for me.
我希望车上够位置
南加！
Naga, Naga Eboko, from Cameroon.
喀麦隆的南加·埃波卡！
Do you remember me? It's Lionel Joseph.
还记得我吗？我是莱昂内尔·约瑟夫！
Lionel, from the African Education Conference, right?
莱昂内尔！非洲教育会议的，对吧？
没错！我负责海尔·塞拉西馆的文化事务主管
I was Director of Cultural Events at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
I remember we have big fun there.
我记得我们玩得超开心
Now we are all here, we will have a picnic, ja?
现在我们都在这里，来野餐吧？
You will help me get my rucksack down for the Swedish meatballs.
我要拿瑞典肉丸，您能帮我把包拿下来吗？
- Remember the one we did? - Yeah.
记得我们干过的吗？ 当然
- The memories. - All day long I could tell those stories.
回忆
这么久了，我还能回忆起往事
你的不错嘛 老兄，都是些好东西
- Those were good ones. - The good old days.
甜心，拿着 谢谢
- There you are, sweet pea. - Danke.
So, the train will be pulling into Philadelphia soon.
列车很快到站费城
Will you be getting off at the city of brotherly love?
比克斯先生，你会在兄弟之爱之城取得成功吗？
当然，可你们就没那么好运了
I will but you won't...
...Winthorpe.
- See if this one's empty. - Hey, back off.
看看这个是不是空的 嘿，滚一边去
I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.
我会挖出你的眼睛，在你脑门上撒尿
- Excuse me. - You got it.
对不起 你拿到了
All right. On your feet. Up! Let's go.
站起来，快走！一帮蠢材！
Bunch of fucking weirdos! We're going to take a little walk.
我们得会儿散步，别想搞什么花样
Don't try anything funny or the whore loses a kidney.
要不我就打爆她的肾
- No, I'm from Sweden. - Beat it.
不，我是瑞典人 省点吧
Hey, I'm King Kong, the biggest, baddest guy in the jungle.
嘿，我是金刚
我是雨林里最坏最大个的家伙
Get lost, you maggot.
滚开，疯子
Hey, who is that guy, your father or something?
这人是谁？你老爸？
All right, hold it right here.
好吧，乖乖呆在这里
- Honestly, Beeks. - This is as far as we go.
好吧，比克斯 我们走得够远了
No more cockamamie cigar smoke.
少来假雪茄烟
No more Swedish meatballs there, tootsie.
少来瑞典肉丸
少来冒牌爱尔兰威士忌
And no more phoney Irish whisky.
No more goddamn jerky beef.
少来该死的牛肉干
The party's over.
派对结束了 结束了？
The party's over. Hey, come on.
嘿，来吧！
What do you mean, "The party's over"?
什么叫“派对结束”？
It's not even ten o'clock, you dummy.
白痴，还不到10点呢！嘿，来吧！
Hey, come on. Loosen up, man.
放松点，伙计！都快除夕了！
It's almost New Year's Eve.
Hey, look what happened to me!
瞧我这是怎么啦？
Sometimes, they look so human, it gives you the creeps.
有时它们还真象人，叫我毛骨悚然
Boy, that other one's getting kinda horny, ain't he?
伙计，另一只好象特别猴急啊
Think we ought to hit him up with the tranquilliser gun?
我们应该给它打一针麻醉枪吗？
拜托，现在是除夕，让它们也寻点开心
It's New Year's. Let 'em have their fun.
That black one must be the female.
那只黑色的一定是母的
- Where is he? - Beeks. Are you there, Beeks?
他在哪里？ 比克斯！
你在吗，比克斯？
我在这里
I'm over here.
够远了 报告到手了吗？
That's far enough.
Did you get the report?
Let's see the money.
钱呢？
OK, toss it over.
好吧，丢过来
Thank you, Beeks.
谢谢你，比克斯
Wonderful news. Wonderful.
好消息，太好了！
Beeks, Happy New Year.
比克斯，新年快乐
My life savings. Try not to lose it.
先生，这是我一辈子的积蓄
千万别亏光了 亏光了？
Lose it? In a couple of hours, you're going to be the richest butler that ever lived.
再过几个小时，你会成为世上最富裕的管家
I worked real hard for this, Louis. Hope you know what you're doing.
路易，我可没少费心，希望你知道自己在干啥
- Thank you, Ophelia. - What are you doing?
谢谢你，奥菲莉娅 你在干什么？
10:31...
10点31分… 路易，我们的车到了
That's us, Louis.
到纽约和波士顿
Coleman, would you please.
麻烦一下，谢谢
Thank you.
I could use a stiff drink. Would you care to join me?
我可得不介意来一杯
一起好吗？
- Morning, Mr Duke. - Wilson.
早上好，杜克先生 威尔逊
- Good morning, Mr Duke. - Wilson.
早上好，杜克先生 威尔逊
不用找了
Keep the change.
Think big, think positive. Never show any sign of weakness.
好好想想，乐观点，千万别示弱
一矢中的，低买高卖
Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear, that's the other guy's problem.
害怕吗？那是别人的问题
Nothing can prepare you for the unbridled carnage you are about to witness.
你过去的经历
与接下来要面对的失控状况完全无法相比
The Super Bowl, the World Series.
超级碗世界杯，他们不知什么叫压力
Pressure? Here it's kill or be killed. Make no friends and take no prisoners.
在这栋大厦里，不是你死就是我活
敌我不分
One minute you're up half a million, the next, boom.
上一刻还是百万富翁
Your kids don't go to college and you've lost your Bentley.
下一刻可能就会一贫如洗
你还要跟着我吗？ 当然，要把那两个臭…
We've got to kill the motherfucker... We've got to kill them.
我们要打倒他们
We want you to buy as much OJ as you can, the instant trading starts.
现货交易一开始，你就要尽可能地多买冻橙汁
Don't worry if the price starts going up, just keep buying.
别担心价格上升
一个劲地买就行了
They'll broadcast the crop report in an hour, what if...
可再过一个小时才会有农产品报告啊
Let us worry about that, Wilson.
威尔逊，这种事就交给我们来担心好了
Yes, sir.
好的，先生
- How's the ulcer, Harry? - Pretty good. How's the hypertension?
哈利，溃疡还好吧？
还行，高血压还过得去吧？
Hasn't bothered me in months.
好几个月没担心过啦
Let's kick some ass.
让我们大展拳脚！
没错，世上最后的资本主义堡垒
This is it. The last bastion of pure capitalism left on earth.
在纽约，什么都能交易
Here in New York they trade everything, gold, silver, platinum,
金、银、白金、民用燃料油、丙烷、可可粉、糖…
heating oil, propane, cocoa and sugar
and, of course, frozen, concentrated orange juice.
当然，还有冷冻浓缩橙汁
The people on the phones are taking orders from brokers all over the world.
电话旁的人接受经纪行的定单
The runners hand those orders to the traders in the pits.
操作员在把定单交给中间的交易商
他们在那边交易棉花
They're trading cotton over there. And that's the silver pit.
那边是银
The Dukes' trader is going to be buying like crazy right from the opening.
杜克的交易员从一开始就会疯狂地买入
We wait until he drives the price up?
他会把价格催高 没错
Right. I can't wait to see his face, when they broadcast that genuine crop report.
我等不及看他们在报告公布时的样子呢
OJ trading opens at 9:00.
橙汁交易9点开市
- Let's go kick some butt. - Let's go.
让我们给他们好看 上
Hey, hey. The Dukes are trying to corner the market.
喂，杜克兄弟企图买断市
- They know something. - Let's get in on it.
我感觉他们知道点内幕 我们也跟着上吧
129！ 200！买！
200, taken.
- 130. - 200, 200.
130！ 200！200！
Louis.
Not yet, almost.
还没到，差不多了
- 220 taken. - 209.
220！买！ 209！
- Yeah, yeah, got 'em. - 139.
是啊，买吧
Now! Sell, 200 April at 142.
现在
142价位卖出200四月份
That's not right. How can the price be going down?
不对劲，为什么价格开始往下跌？
Something's wrong. Where's Wilson?
不对劲 威尔逊呢？
卖！卖！卖！
What are they doing here?
他们在这里干什么？
- They're selling, Mortimer. - Why, that's ridiculous.
莫蒂默，他们在卖 什么，太荒谬了
- Unless that crop report... - God help us.
除非那份报告…
老天啊！
I told you we shouldn't have committed everything, you asshole.
我早就告诉你不能太过分，混蛋！
We've got to get Wilson and tell him to sell.
我们得进去告诉威尔逊，叫他马上抛售！
Ladies and gentlemen,
女士们，先生们，农业部秘书长
the Secretary Of Agriculture.
Ladies and gentlemen, the orange crop estimates for the next year.
女士们，先生们
下一年度的橙子产品预计
After calculating the estimates from various orange producing states,
在计算各种橙子产品的估算后
We have concluded the following...
我们得出如下结论：
The cold winter has apparently not effected the orange harvest.
寒冷的冬季并未影响到橙子的收成
...consumers can expect orange juice prices to fall...
Wilson, for Christ's sake, sell.
威尔逊，老天啊，快卖！
Buy 'em.
买下来 卖！卖！
卖！卖！
卖！
好吧！我买！
Wilson, where are you going?
威尔逊，你要到哪里去？
You idiot. Get back in there at once and sell, sell.
白痴！马上回来给我卖！卖！
可…可我…我…
买，100 200，谢谢，老兄
- Five. - Yeah, 200.
- 100. - Yeah, that was 100.
100 你买了吗？
Did you get that?
老兄，给我5 100
Happy New Year.
新年快乐！
- Winthorpe. - Valentine.
嘿，你们今天收获如何？
- How'd you make out today? - How could you do this to us,
我们为你做了这么多，你怎能恩将仇报？
after everything we've done for you?
噢，我和路易打了个赌
Oh, see I made Louis a bet here.
路易说我们不能同时发达
Louis bet me that we couldn't get rich and put you in the poorhouse.
随便把你们丢到贫民窟去
他认为我们办不到，我赢啦
He didn't think we could do it. I won.
我输了
I lost.
- One dollar. - Thank you, Louis.
1美元 谢谢，路易
你先请 当然
- After you. - Certainly.
先生们，要增收保证金
Margin call, gentlemen.
你不会要我们… 你们知道交易的规矩
- Why you can't expect... - You know the rules.
交易结束后就要清算，没有例外
All accounts to be settled at the end of the day's trading, without exception.
你很清楚我们没有3亿9千4百万现金
You know perfectly well, we don't have $394 million in cash.
很抱歉，马上把杜克兄弟的座位拿去拍卖
I'm sorry, boys. Put the Duke brothers' seats on the exchange up for sale at once.
冻结杜克兄弟期货经纪行的所有资产
Seize all assets of Duke & Duke Commodity Brokers,
包括伦道夫和莫蒂默·杜克的所有个人资产
as well as all personal holdings of Randolph and Mortimer Duke.
我的天啊，我们完蛋了 太过分了！
We're ruined!
This is an outrage, I demand an investigation.
我要求调查！你不能拍卖我们的位置！
You can't sell our seats. A Duke has been on this exchange since it was founded.
杜克家族从建立就是这里的一员
我们建立了交易所！是我们的！是属于我们的！
We founded this exchange. It's ours.
It belongs to us.
我的天啊
你的弟弟不行了，快叫救护车
We'd better call your brother an ambulance.
管他去死！听我说！
Fuck him! I want trading reopened, right now.
我要求马上重开交易！叫经纪都回来！
Get those brokers back in here. Turn those machines back on.
马上重开机器！
Turn those machines back on.
You and your Nobel Prize, you idiot.
你和你的诺贝尔奖！你这白痴！
比克斯在哪里？那混蛋在哪里？
Where's Beeks? Where in hell is Beeks?
- Beeks! - Yeah, I forgot all about that guy.
我都把他给忘了
OK, one male gorilla.
好，一只公猩猩
等等，笼子里有两只
Wait a minute. There's two of them in that cage.
一两只猩猩有什么大不了，反正都要送回非洲
One gorilla, two gorillas. Big deal. Whole bunch is getting sent back to Africa.
我怎么知道这种超级科学实验
It's a big scientific experiment. What do I know? Anyway, they're in love.
瞧，他们在拍拖呢
- Hey, Coleman. - Yes.
嘿，科尔曼！ 什么事？
午餐吃什么好？龙虾还是螃蟹？
What about lunch? The lobster or the cracked crab?
你觉得怎么样？ 不如两样都要？
- What do you think? - Can't we have both?
Why not?
那敢情好
特米缇 什么事，先生？
- Dimitri. - Sir.
给各位上龙虾和螃蟹
- Lobster and cracked crab for everyone. - Extra prima good, Mr Coleman, sir.
上头等的，科尔曼先生
比利·雷，看起来不错！
Looking good, Billy Ray.
Feeling good, Louis.
路易，感觉也不错
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